Contents
Quotes
10: My cheese knowledge is very limited.
31: I'm going to get a Happy Meal. Because I'm a happy boy.
48: I'm killing more people than ever.
63: I feel pregnant.
149: I specialize in jizz comedy.
343: It's like a ball pit, but instead of balls, it's cats.
392: I'd copy paste my own mother if I could.
419: That's my girlfriend! She's probably dead now.
420: I'm pretty hungry... and pretty cold. I'm pretty everything. Actually I'm just pretty.
521: Not enough nuzzle wuzzles and too much erotica.
524: They got me cat and hentai.
560: I think this is what dogs look like.
621: loadJ is nothing.
690: Ducks don't quack.
789: I saw that eggplant and I just had to smooch.
819: *in a banana* "Can I ask for a better life?"
835: There is a lot of catfishing going on here.
858: Hmm... doesn’t taste like jizz...
916: It's not the face, it's not the furry cheeks. It's those 'fuck me'-eyes.
919: Lola Bunny is hot and I would bang her.
969: Li is the queen of farts.
979: I don't know what color white people are.
985: I don't have sex with socks.
1058: I do look like an egg, don't I? I do look very egg-based.
1073: I was in Bethlehem once. As a child. On Christmas. It was a play. I was the camel.
1111: I'm Facebook's Bitch.
1127: I love ducks, they're very cute. I once ate one by mistake.
1145: I need my milk!
1159: I wish Garfield was my mom.
1219: Ten years, zero books.
1249: Who says chickens can't be furries?
1288: I'm super hairy where I shouldn't be, and also super bald where I shouldn't be. I'm the worst coconut.